Excerpts from the Peanut Gallery

Quotas

Hallo.
I have noticed something through my endless and tireless search through the jungles of blogland (remember, i am living the adventure, yeehaw, and onward). You see as i was randomly perusing through various anonymous postings that bloggers are a particular bunch, and there are definately things that are "cool" and "not cool." Por ejemplo: cool- zen, composting, tiki furniture, ninjas and anything indie. Not cool- corporations, fast food, corporations, probably anything paris or britney-but then i think thats not particular only to the aforementioned group, corporations and lets not forget the ever-odious "man." However i fear that this group can too easily be seduced by overly-priced organic food which is produced by organic inc. and that they will be in danger, if they follow the trends of their close relative species, the left-coast dwellers who have a "special affinity for designer active wear." Not that i have a problem with a well-tailored pair of jogging sweats, but when you are wearing your lululemon yoga pants to a job interview paired with a crisp white dress shirt, i think somewhere we have left the path to which we should have most certainly stuck.
However, now that i have embarked on my journey of fearlessly going where everyone else has gone so that i will not be left out of the new trend of blogging, i must learn what to do when in rome. Therefore, i will search near and far, (mad props elmo for pointing me in the right direction), high and low, until i too can find something trendy to propagate and something evil to combat with my words which sting better than numchucks!

Debrief:
ninja references: 2
seasame street references: 1
Jungle references: 1
cowboy references: 1
Geez whiz i better get my quota of cool things to reference up or at least up my quota of corporation-bashing, thats just pathetic... my bulgies to the faithful.

posted by Kiki @ 11:24 a.m.